Not to be crass, but some a- hole brought donuts into work today. I really think donuts in the workplace should be illegal.
The store the donuts came from is called Donut Friend. WTF? Donuts have never been our friends, nor will they ever BE our friends. These are so freakishly delicious though, I’ve decided i’m renaming the store “Donut Frenemy”. They are literally impossible not to eat. I’m proud of myself- i only had a tiny sliver….. of six different flavors….. but hey, it still ended up only being a quarter of a donut!
I’m happy for you, Mr. Crew member, and delighted to celebrate your one year anniversary with the team. But next time can you please bring in a veggie tray?
PS. Isn’t it perfect I posted this after an article about the significance of working out??